The hilarious adventures recalled by ex-polis Harry Morris, the self-appointed Chief Constable of funny stories, continue with the publication of his fifth book, Aye, That Will Be Right!. Since his retirement from Strathclyde Police, Harry has realised his dream of bringing to life in print his own sense of humour and that of his colleagues. Whether it's a colleague's accidental demolition of a of a 'stone-built bridge', a Superintendent's 'midlife crisis', or the humorous misunderstanding and unexpected thrill supplied by a nurse after a serious operation, they're all here, and they're all true - honest! Every one a gem - continuing in the same vein and maintaining the same high standard of humour that was set with the first book in the series, Even The Lies Are True.

The hilarious adventures of Harry the Polis, the self-appointed Chief Constable of funny stories. Harry the Polis is based on the true life stories of Harry Morris, who spent twenty-nine years with Strathclyde Police. Even the Lies are True! Is packed with funny stories to make you laugh out loud. There's speed camera excuses, the case of the German knockers, problems with a pie and bean diet and a very close encounter with a woman nicknamed 'The Heilan Coo'. And they're all true, honest!

The adventures of Harry the Polis - the self-appointed Chief Constable of funny stories - continue with this hilarious new collection. Join Harry on his new adventures as he tackles speeding motorists, visits the Blackhills of Glesca, calls time on some barking dogs, gets some Devine intervention and meets some gorgeous girls as he falls victim to the Braehead Scam. With twenty-nine years in the Strathclyde Polis under his belt, there are tales, laughs and adventures aplenty as Harry the Polis is back on the beat once more. And it's all true . . . honest! 'His books are a laugh on every page' Bob Shields, Daily Record

Harry the Polis is back, with blue lights flashing and sirens blaring, in Volume 8 of the series! The hilarious adventures of Glasgow's favourite laughing policeman continue with his latest collection of stories, jokes, tales and anecdotes in There's Been A Murder! You'll die laughing at Glasgow's post office pusher aspiring to be the next Howard Marks, the unusual container full of ashes on sale at a car boot sale, the cleverly planned garden plot, how to write a letter excusing you from jury duty and the origin of celebrity children's unusual names. In There's Been A Murder! the self-appointed Chief Constable of funny stories just gets funnier and funnier.

The hilarious adventures of Harry the Polis as recalled by ex-polis Harry Morris, the self-appointed Chief Constable of funny stories, continue with the publication of his tenth book, The Last Night on the Beat. Full of brilliant anecdotes, oddball characters, quick comebacks and unlikely excuses, Harry demonstrates true Glaswegian humour at its finest. Harry Morris is out to show a side of our industrious police force that we don't often see - the lighter side. His time with the Glasgow and Strathclyde constabulary, or 'polis' for short, hasn't robbed Harry of his sense of humour, and every wily witness, cocky con, and sarcastic sergeant he ever rubbed up against is here in page after page of humorous stories. Here is the definitive collection of Harry the Polis tales that will tempt your laughter lines into making an appearance and have you flashing your gnashers.